The Helmet Brain

THE HELMET BRAIN: After a routine exploration, our astronaut returned feeling… different. His behavior was off, his speech fragmented, and his gaze distant. Concerned, we conducted tests and discovered something unusual lodged within his brain—something alive. Before we could understand it, the medical station he was on went completely dark. Communication was severed, and all monitoring systems failed.

This image is the only fragment of data we managed to recover before the station’s signal disappeared entirely. What happened to him—and to the station—remains a mystery we may never unravel.

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