The Helmet Brain (Chloe's Edition)

THE HELMET BRAIN: After a routine exploration, our astronaut returned feeling… different. His behavior was off, his speech fragmented, and his gaze distant. Concerned, we conducted tests and discovered something unusual lodged within his brain—something alive. Before we could understand it, the medical station he was on went completely dark. Communication was severed, and all monitoring systems failed.

This image is the only fragment of data we managed to recover before the station’s signal disappeared entirely. What happened to him—and to the station—remains a mystery we may never unravel.

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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!